Hammy & Mavis IRL

Ghost Hunters IRL

If you thought Mavis the Majestic Unicorn and Hammy the Indomitable Hamster were taking it easy, think again! These two have been on a whirlwind of chaos, camaraderie, and questionable culinary decisions since their last update.

Nightmare Mode Activated!

It was only a matter of time. BeardyJ has been rambling on about Phasmophobia for weeks now, going on and on about ghost hunts, spirit boxes, EMF levels, and the thrill of the unknown. Hammy and Mavis had been nodding along, pretending to listen while secretly exchanging glances. But last night, after one too many energy drinks and a heated debate over who would survive longer in actual Nightmare Mode, they made a decision.

They were going ghost hunting. For real.

Hammy, ever the fearless warrior, barely blinked. "Ghosts? Pfft. What’s the worst they can do? Float around? Boo at me? Please." Armed with his confidence and the tactical genius of a hamster who's evaded death traps in his wheel for years, he was more than ready.

Mavis, however, took a slightly different approach. "I literally shit rainbows, Hammy. Evil cannot touch me." And honestly, she had a point. Ghosts would probably take one look at her and reconsider their entire afterlife.

The Plan? Insanity Mode.

Normal ghost hunting was for amateurs. If they were going in, they were going all in. No flashlights, no sanity pills, no friendly ghosts setting the mood. It was nightmare difficulty, full send.

Step one? Find the most haunted location they could. Rumors of an abandoned asylum on the edge of town caught their attention. Flickering lights, shadows in the hallways, weird laughter when no one was around—yep, that’d do nicely.

Step two? Gear up.
They couldn’t exactly stroll into a hardware store and ask for "one anti-demon kit, please," so they had to improvise. Mavis was convinced sage would keep the spirits at bay, Hammy was all about the EMF reader, and BeardyJ suggested bringing a crucifix "just in case things got really spicy."

Step three? Go live.
Because what’s ghost hunting without an audience? Whether it was going to be a night of legitimate terror or the best comedy stream Alpha-Unit had ever seen, everyone needed to witness it.

Will They Survive?

Who knows. But one thing’s for sure—if they make it out, they’re definitely going to have bragging rights for weeks and especially if Mavis finds her OF login password......

Want to join in on the madness? Jump into the Alpha-Unit Discord and get involved! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get roped into an IRL ghost hunt. Just… bring extra sanity pills. You’ll need them.

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