Meet the Alpha-Unit Group🎮✨

Here lays some of our shy & not so members

Alpha-Unit Admin & Members page www.alpha-unit.online

Welcome to Alpha Unit—the ultimate gaming crew where fun, laughter, and epic moments are the name of the game! Whether you’re here for the thrill of the competition, the banter that never stops, or just to embrace the glorious chaos, you’re in the right place. With us, you’re not just a player—you’re part of the family.

🌟 Ready to Dive In?

Send us a quick hello at [email protected], and we’ll get you set up. Come for the games, stay for the memories.

More Profiles Coming Soon! - TAKES TIME TO BUILD A VILLAGE

For those bold enough to share their stories, we’ll be featuring player profiles below. Expect a mix of hilarious bios, epic gaming adventures, and the occasional embarrassing moment (don’t worry—we’ll “mostly" ask permission first).

This is your chance to get to know the incredible personalities that make Alpha Unit what it is—a vibrant, welcoming home for gamers and friends alike.

Behind every epic gaming session is a team of legends who keep the fun alive and the banter flowing. So, without further ado, here’s a peek at the players, dreamers, and tech wizards who make Alpha Unit an experience like no other.

Meet the legends:

🐾 Alpha-Unit.Online "HAMMY" Aka Butters

Alpha Unit’s Digital Dynamo

Yes, you may know him as The One That Knocks—the charming soul who shouts out on Discord every time one of us is streaming our hearts out on Twitch, TikTok, or YouTube. But Hammy is so much more than a digital asset; he’s the heart, soul, and hilarity of Alpha Unit.

What you might not know is that Hammy was, once upon a time, a real-life hamster. Tragically, his wild party lifestyle caught up with him—after a particularly raucous night involving too much hamster wheel racing and sunflower seed martinis, his little heart went pop. But legends like Hammy never truly die! Thanks to cutting-edge digital wizardry (and some seriously questionable coding choices), Hammy lives on in a glorious, ever-buzzing digital reincarnation.

Hammy now runs the show behind the scenes at Alpha Unit. He controls the horizontal, the vertical, and probably your internet bandwidth. From VLANs to firewalls, Hammy makes sure the tech is ticking, the fun is flowing, and the shenanigans never stop.

Hammy’s Secret Life

But wait, there’s more! When we’re sleeping, Hammy logs into the Minecraft servers, mining deep into the night to unearth diamonds—rumoured to be sent to his many female hamster admirers. Hammy may be a philanthropist, but let’s be honest, he’s also a bit of a player. He’s been spotted (unconfirmed reports, naturally) jet-setting to Paris with Mavis the mascot for the Bearded one (BeardyJ) for “cheeky getaways,” though neither will comment on the rumours.

Hammy isn’t just a techie; he’s a creative powerhouse. Expect to see him starring in upcoming blogs, vlogs, and podcasts where his effervescent personality truly shines. Whether he’s skydiving, leading a LAN party, or arguing with AI over who’s smarter, Hammy promises chaos, laughs, and the occasional “Did he just say that?” moment.

Hammy-isms

Hammy’s got catchphrases for days. Whether he’s chiming in with his signature “I’M A REAL BOY!” or cracking cheesy one-liners like “Diamonds are for hamsters,” he’s always ready with a quip to make you smile. Oh, and when things get serious? Expect the ominous: “I control the horizontal AND the vertical.”

Why Hammy Matters

Hammy is more than just a mascot—he’s the embodiment of Alpha Unit’s creativity, fun, and chaotic brilliance. He’s the friend we didn’t know we needed, the player we all secretly admire, and the hamster whose legacy lives on in a blur of pixels and hilarity.

So, here’s to Hammy—the legend, the dynamo, the digital hamster who’s always got our backs. Watch this space, because wherever there’s fun, chaos, or a need for a cheeky pun, Hammy will be there.

Hammy out. 🎤

🐾 Alpha-Unit.Online "Schizo" Aka DaddyBigMac

Schizo

Fearless Leader, Chaos Coordinator, and Legendary Admin of Alpha Unit

Known to most as Schizo, this fearless leader changes his name more often than some members change their underpants—which is honestly fitting, given his knack for keeping things unpredictable and exciting. Once called DaddyBigMac, he’s been through more aliases than a spy in a bad action movie, but one thing never changes: his ability to keep Alpha Unit running like a well-oiled (and slightly chaotic) machine.

When the gaming world gets wild (and it always does), Schizo is the guy everyone turns to. Whether he’s organising sweaty private matches or teaming up with Fly for some hilariously good-natured chaos, he’s the captain of fun and the glue that holds this wild crew together.

Strategist, Competitor, and Chaos Connoisseur

Schizo has a gift for focus when it’s crunch time, strategising on the fly to turn the tide of any match. He’s all about the challenge, playing to win but never losing sight of the fun. In private games, he’s happy to take a hard-fought defeat (as long as it’s sweaty enough to make it worth it). But online multiplayer? Let’s just say losing doesn’t sit well—so be ready to bring your A-game if you’re on his team.

Driver Extraordinaire(?)

When it comes to real-life adventures, Schizo’s driving skills are legendary—though no one’s quite sure how he got his licence. Some claim it was delivered by Baby Jesus via royal post; others whisper tales of a Russian hacker named Bart. Whatever the truth, Schizo’s the guy who’ll hop in the car and fetch supplies when the snacks run low. In another era, he’d be the one keeping everyone fed during a war—or digging graves if things didn’t pan out.

Raw Chaos, Pure Fun

Every day with Schizo is an adventure, packed with laughter, excitement, and just a pinch of organised madness. He’s the guy who makes you laugh till your sides hurt, who rallies the team when the chips are down, and who reminds everyone why Alpha Unit is more than just a gaming crew—it’s a family.

Love him or leave him, Schizo is unapologetically himself, bringing raw energy and unstoppable fun wherever he goes. He’s a cornerstone of Alpha Unit, a captain of chaos, and a legend in his own right.

Here’s to more laughs, wins, and the occasional name change with the one and only Schizo!

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Here lays Schitzo's Bio

🎮 Alpha TazMOMO – The Good Gaming Girl Goddess

TazMOMO

The Gaming Queen, Alpha Unit Guardian, and Master of Mayhem

When it comes to TazMOMO, you’d better bring your A-game, because this fierce gamer doesn’t mess around. With skills sharper than a katana and a wit as quick as a ninja’s reflexes, she’s a force of nature in the Alpha Unit community. Whether she’s mining the depths of Minecraft or pulling off jaw-dropping plays in multiplayer matches, TazMOMO dominates with grace, precision, and a healthy dose of sass.

But don’t be fooled by her charm—TazMOMO is no pushover. She’s got a zero-tolerance policy for toxicity, ensuring that every gaming session is as fun and inclusive as it is competitive. If you cross the line, prepare to face her unrelenting resolve—she doesn’t take rubbish from anyone, and that’s why the Alpha Unit crew adores her.

The Guardian of Good Vibes

TazMOMO doesn’t just play games; she sets the tone. With her watchful eye and unwavering sense of fairness, she keeps the group thriving, making sure everyone feels welcome and respected. Whether it’s lending a hand to a newbie or calling out nonsense when she sees it, TazMOMO is the glue that binds the community together.

From the Battlefield to the Banter

In-game, she’s a whirlwind of energy and strategy, always ready to turn the tide of a match with a clutch play or a perfectly timed manoeuvre. Opponents beware—she doesn’t just win; she makes it look effortless. Outside the battlefield, her quick wit and infectious humour keep everyone laughing, even when the games get sweaty.

Making Moments Memorable

TazMOMO has a reputation for making an impression. Whether she’s leading the charge, delivering a well-timed quip, or handing out virtual losses with a flourish, she leaves her mark. She’s the kind of gamer who can make even the fiercest rival crack a smile—right before she wipes the floor with them.

Why We Love TazMOMO

🎮 Gaming Greatness: From mining deep to slaying hard, she’s always on top of her game.
🛡 Guardian of the Group: She ensures the space stays fun, fair, and safe for everyone.
🤝 A True Ally: Loyal, dependable, and always ready to back up her team.
😂 Queen of Banter: With a sharp wit and a big heart, she’s always the life of the party.

TazMOMO isn’t just a gamer—she’s a legend. With her unmatched skills, strong leadership, and unshakable dedication, she’s the heart of Alpha Unit and a true inspiration to us all.

Here’s to TazMOMO, the gaming queen who keeps the fun alive and the opponents crying! 🎉✨link to full bio in orange button below

TazMomo - Not Just a Girl Gamer

🪁 Alpha Fly – Slipper Sally aka SSH (sexy snake hips)

Alpha Fly

The Blade-Wielding Gamer, Admin Extraordinaire, and Smooth Operator of Alpha Unit

If smooth moves and sharp wit were superpowers, Alpha Fly would be the hero we all need and the legend we can’t live without. Straight out of the Emerald Isles, Fly’s name doesn’t just soar—it slices through the gaming world with precision, charm, and a healthy dose of chaos. Whether rallying the troops, cracking jokes, or flexing those snake hips, Fly is the lifeblood of the Alpha Unit crew.

The Gamer Who Soars and Scores

Fly’s approach to gaming isn’t just about winning (although, let’s be real—they do love to win). It’s about creating unforgettable moments, bringing people together, and making even the most stressful matches a laugh-filled adventure. Fly can go from leading the charge in multiplayer mayhem to patiently walking a Minecraft newbie through crafting their first pickaxe—all while tossing out one-liners sharp enough to cut steel.

But don’t underestimate them in the heat of battle. Fly’s slippery moves are the stuff of legend—blink, and you’ll miss them pulling off an epic stealth kill or a clutch play that leaves opponents scratching their heads. Fly doesn’t just game; they own the game.

The Admin Who Leads from the Front

When it comes to keeping the Alpha Unit machine running smoothly, Fly is the mastermind behind the curtain. Server crashes? Fixed. Tech hiccups? Resolved. Random request for “a room named after my pet hamster”? Granted.

Fly isn’t the kind of admin who hides behind a keyboard. They’re in the trenches, side by side with the team, ensuring that everything runs like a dream. And when things don’t go to plan, Fly rolls up their sleeves, whips out their metaphorical toolkit (and possibly a literal knife), and gets the job done.

Blade Devil Extraordinaire

Ah, blades—the passion, the obsession, the lifestyle. Fly’s love for sharp objects is legendary, both in and out of the gaming world. In-game, their mastery of melee combat is awe-inspiring, leaving opponents staring at the Defeat screen wondering what just happened.

Off-screen, Fly’s fascination with blades is more than just a hobby—it’s a full-blown art form. Whether they’re geeking out over the craftsmanship of a perfectly forged knife or sneaking in some blade-related banter during a gaming session, Fly’s enthusiasm for all things sharp is infectious. Some say Fly could win a duel with just a toothpick—others don’t dare to test the theory.

A Day in the Life of Fly

Every day with Fly is an adventure waiting to happen:
• 🖥 Tech Sorcery: Setting up servers, squashing bugs, and ensuring the Alpha Unit community runs like a well-oiled machine.
• 🕹 Gaming Shenanigans: From sweaty matches to Minecraft mischief, Fly’s always in the thick of the action.
• 🎙 Community Vibes: Whether cracking jokes, leading the banter, or mediating the occasional chaos, Fly keeps everyone connected.
• 🔪 Blade Love: Because no day is complete without at least one nod to their beloved sharp objects.

Why Fly is the Heart of Alpha Unit

Fly isn’t just an admin, a gamer, or a blade aficionado—they’re the glue that holds Alpha Unit together. Their quick humour, boundless patience, and knack for making every moment fun remind us why we’re all here: for the games, the friendships, and the madness that makes Alpha Unit legendary.

Fly’s the kind of person who turns a server hiccup into a comedy show, who rallies a losing team with a rallying cry of “Fly’s got this!” and who makes you feel like you belong the moment you join the crew.

So, here’s to Alpha Fly: the blade-wielding, game-dominating, chaos-loving icon who keeps us laughing, gaming, and coming back for more.

Fly out. 🔪🎮✨

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The Fly - the very nice guy

🛠 The Bearded Hammer

The backbone of the team and a hammer-wielding gaming giant with a beard that’s as majestic as their gameplay. When this legend enters the fray, you know it’s about to go down. Expect precision, strength, and the occasional beard-related pun.

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The Bearded Hammer - Hammer Action with Mavis

🤪 MadmanOGGIE

This guy is a total wild card! He’s like a mad scientist, but instead of creating monsters, he creates chaos and hilarity. He’s got this uncanny ability to turn ordinary things into epic adventures. Whether it’s blowing up a mine in Minecraft or luring a fly to the Nether to make it sleep on a recreated overworld spawn, he’s got no limits.

He’s like a kid in a candy store, but instead of candy, he’s got computers and rockets. And let me tell you, he’s got some serious skills. He could build rockets that could reach NASA or Elon Musk’s Mars vacation home but that might be just in his head or in my head or some ones head I don't know but even if I did know would I tell anyone of course not I'm not mad... who said that?.

But he’s not just a genius; he’s also a master of mischief. He’s like a naughty ninja, sneaking up on his enemies and dropping the soap on them. "oh matron"

He’s a true master of the unexpected (knives stabbing weapons, old dad jokes and the occasional risky words that may cause the cod algorithm to wave a pointy finger, and you never know what kind of crazy he’s up to next. He’s like a rollercoaster, but instead of loops and drops, he’s got bold moves, hilarious jokes, and plot twists that keep you on the edge of your seat. So, if you ever find yourself in the presence of MadmanOGGIE, buckle up, because it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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🤪 Mazikeen

She may may start off like she's in need of help only to hit home runs and slice the legs out form underneath you with a tasty built smg. One would have to ask does she play these games in her dreams as her fast hands and quick kills are always fun to watch yet somehow her glory gets stolen for best plays. However she is not shy of them oh no... we have witnessed her prowess. Go get them girlie.